My wife Ramona and I just came back from Las Vegas, celebrating her friend Lauren's 30th birthday, and we stayed at the Trump International Hotel. The highlight of the hotel room?
There was a television in the bathroom mirror.
I say again:
A television in the bathroom mirror.
Now that's class.
It's also nonsensical.
But still class.
:-)
And with that, the season finale. Ramona is watching with me:
10:01 p.m. Carol looks strung out and talks about "her head in the toilet."
She's screaming for help.
10:01 p.m. Irina says she feels bad for Carol. In other words, she couldn't care less.
10:02 p.m. I'm really annoyed that I have to listen to Logan talk again.
10:02 p.m. You know what the problem with Gordana is? Her chin sags. I mean, it's just odd.
10:03 p.m. Ramona thinks Carol has swine flu. Perhaps she got it with a tainted needle...
10:04 p.m. Althea is talking about smudge, which is sexy to me for some reason.
10:04 p.m. What's up with Althea's big-ass hat? Did Logan help her dress?
10:05 p.m. Speaking of Althea, she's got her "I'm in college and heading to the library" outfit on.
Complete with big-ass hat.
10:05 p.m. Did Tim dye his hair blond? It's weird.
10:06 p.m. I miss my TV in the bathroom mirror. :-(
10:06 p.m. Ramona: "I like Althea's hat. I feel like she stole it from Logan."
The wife and I: We're in sync. :-)
10:07 p.m. Althea is overwhelmed and Tim gives her the "make it work moment" speech that's sure to make anyone move mountains and part seas.
10:07 p.m. Tim to Carol: "I hear you had a relapse."
See?
10:08 p.m. Is it just me, or do this week's models actually have curves to them?
10:15 p.m. Carol took a hit/has more energy today.
10:16 p.m. Jesus. Irina practically threw Gordana to the floor.
10:17 p.m. I watched ESPN in my bathroom this morning.
10:17 p.m. The alarm goes off at 3:15 a.m. That's when Carol usually stammers home and Althea gets up to milk the cows.
10:18 p.m. Carol's dress looks like prom night in the 1980s.
10:19 p.m. OK, I heard before the show on the radio that Tim "loses it." He raises his voice for, like, 10 seconds. Big deal.
10:19 p.m. Ramona is upset that Tim is upset. I'm staying strong for both of them.
10:24 p.m. What's up with Heidi's business suit? Ick.
10:25 p.m. Michael Kors is wearing shades. Dude...
10:25 p.m. Suzy Menkes...Jesus.
10:25 p.m. Awwww!!!! Althea is so shy. So cute.
10:26 p.m. The models are modeling the clothes. This is where I tune out. Gonna check out some fantasy football scores.
10:27 p.m. Let me say one thing about Althea's African-American model: It's weird to see the woman's outlining of her breasts while she wears a coat. It's just...off.
10:28 p.m. Carol walks out to a standing ovation. Is she getting the druggie sympathy vote or something?
10:28 p.m. OK Michael Kors, those glasses have got to go. You ain't cool. And Top Gun was way back in 1985.
10:30 p.m. All these clothes have ruffles.
10:31 p.m. Irina babbles about New York, women, and going at it. Next time, sweetie, prepare your remarks.
10:32 p.m. What's with all these coats and hoods?
10:33 p.m. Have you ever brushed your teeth in the bathroom while watching TV? I have. Thank you, Donald Trump.
10:33 p.m. Epperson is briefly interviewed and is dressed like a train conductor.
10:38 p.m. What's on Suzy's head? Is that hair?
10:40 p.m. Ramona: "What's on the front of her head?"
:-)
10:43 p.m. Someone wake me when they pick a winner.
10:45 p.m. Suzy talks like she has chocolates in her mouth.
10:47 p.m.. I swear to God, every time Suzy speaks, I think of tea.
10:48 p.m. The judges huddle up. As if they haven't already picked a winner.
10:48 p.m. I crack my knuckles.
10:50 p.m. You know what's strange? I think I would take Michael Kors more seriously if I heard him speak with his sunglasses on.
10:55 p.m. Season 7 of Project Runway begins Jan. 14. But I won't be blogging it.
I know you're crushed.
10:56 p.m. Carol won't win. Down to the two hot girls.
10:57 p.m. Ramona: "Are you checking your fantasy football?"
Damn it. Caught in the act.
10:58 p.m. Irina wins. And now she hugs Althea like they'll be friends forever.
Final thoughts:
I just want to thank everyone who read my blog this season. I got more than 5,000 hits this season, which is pretty good for a blog that started solely on word of mouth. That said, this will indeed be the last season I blog about the show. I'm going to focus on my other projects and, quite frankly, two seasons of this show is all I can stand.
Please continue to check out my main blog: nevdogg.blogspot.com It needs your love and support. :-)
Later everybody!!
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Guys, Nev is feeling a little unloved because there haven't been as many comments on the blog this season.
I told him that comments aren't the best predictor of interest.
That said, we have two options:
1. Show our love by flooding him with comments
2. Pick a new show for Nev to hate on... or love on ... whatever we prefer.
I've always wanted him to do something on Survivor.. but now I'm really into Glee so that could be fun too.
Or ... maybe Top Chef?
GLEE!!!
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