Monday, August 24, 2009

'That Crazy, Wacko Designer', Putting Shakopee On The Map, And Suffering For My Fans: The Weekly Project Run(A)Way Hater Mailbag

Since the season premiere aired, two really cool things have happened to me:

I got married. :-)

And I sat on a heated toilet seat...twice.

Both big their own special way.

And with that mind, here's the first mailbag of the season. John writes:

That crazy, wacko designer chick who got kicked off the episode? What the hell was she wearing throughout the show? And then the dumbass dude who made the see-through dress thing and for some reason wasn't cut, but then bailed on his model and she got tossed? Craziness.

And the best part was when Nina Garcia said that talking to Ari was like "speaking to someone in another world." That's the reaction you're going to get when you describe your clothing as a cross between "Nobel Peace Prize winner" and "2080".

Stacia writes:

I don't watch the show, but I heard the winner of the (All-Star) challenge was some dude named Christopher from Shakopee, tiny hometown!

Shakopee is now officially on the map.

And finally, Namratha writes:

Is it wrong that I'm so pleased you're willing to suffer another season's worth of torture for little ol' us? :)

Yes it is, Namratha. And just so you know: I'm going to hate you forever. I tend to hold grudges.

Remember everyone: I'm off for my honeymoon starting tomorrow so the recaps for Episodes 2 and 3 will be late!!

1 comment:

gay.after.a.few said...

I wrote this last season:

. . ." I did see a picture of Kenley's wedding gown. WTF? All that was missing was a birdcage hat. How'd you like to see your fiancee come down the aisle in that? You're right about one thing: bridesmaids are easy."

I bet your "wife" looked hot in her Kenley original.